Caganer Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow is the most famous rum-addicted antihero of the seven seas. We all know someone we both love and hate, someone charismatic, contradictory, and a complete disaster all at once. Before he set sail for the Caribbean, pirates already held this fascination for mortals thanks to their immoral and adventurous nature; but ever since Johnny Depp's alter ego appeared, we all want to be like him, to bear our miseries and misadventures with class, to seduce women by contradicting them, and to brush off responsibility with lines like, "The problem isn't the problem, the problem is your attitude toward the problem."